Satan's Thingamajig

i’m do it. i’m cosplay for the first time ever and it will be halfassed and little effort and no fucks will be given and it will probably be the only time I ever do it. 

I’mma be a Nakkadile because I have all the clothes to be one. 

I should probably fix my suspenders though. 

Monikai is drunk, speaking in a romanian accent and asking people what kind of porn they are into.

*Sigh*

Live action Black Butler movie.

*Siiiiggghhhh*

Yeah I’ll end up watching it eventually

*SIIIGGHHH*

I HAVE THE BEST WALLET. 

HAVE A LIST OF THE CONTENTS BESIDES THE REGULAR ID, INSURANCE, KROGER-CARD SHIT.

• A really old paper Hot Topic Discount Card that is FULL OF STAMPS.
• CPR liscense
• 3 different family photos that aren’t of me or my family.
• A 10 dollars off 60 dollars worth of shoes at a shoe store coupon.
• 8 different unused condoms.

PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I AM RICH BECAUSE MY WALLET IS SO WIDE, BUT IT’S NOT MONEY IT’S JUST SOME FREE CONDOMS I ACQUIRED.

Anonymous asked: *strokes your face with hands*

why anon why?

fistitfelix asked: My name is Bunny Rodriguez. You reblogged my viral text post. Prepare to die.

MUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH 

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THIS BATTLE????
WELL ARE YOU???

Intj stereotypes and me

• Geniuses: 
   Well I’m smarter than the average bear motherfucker. I’ve scored in the range of 120-130-140 on a few IQ tests that I’ve taken online, but that’s online tests. I can’t believe that noise.
   
• Psychopaths:
   I’m no Psychopath, though I am fairly manipulative.
   
• No feelings:
   I have feelings. Presumably everyone has feelings. There are people with lacking capacity for certain ones but .meh. I have feelings. I just don’t really show them on my sleeve.
   
• Atheist: 
   My Claim is Agnostic, but the longer I think about it the more I don’t think any of it even could be real. I mean. If it is it is, but its highly unlikely. Plus I have my own beliefs about certain things that would take too long to explain at the moment. 
   
• Cocky: 
   I’d say I’m never cocky but every once in a blue moon if I’m playing a game or I’m in a competition and I completely fucking win I’m pretty damn Cocky. 
   
• Not romantic: 
   Untrue. I guess. I mean I dunno what everyone’s definition of “Romantic” is but mine is… what is my definition? huh. I dunno. I’m a kind and loving person and I tend to give what is given to me back in my own way. I try and isn’t that what you’re suppose to do? Oh fuck it I don’t know. 
   
• Clever: 
   I’m very fucking clever actually. I can’t remember who said it but someone once told me I speak in riddles and circles. 
   
• Arrogant:
   I’m not arrogant, but I do seem to think I’m Immortal.
   
• Jerks:
  I am the farthest thing from a jerk, less you get on my bad side then I will make you feel like a horrible fucking nothing and I’m sorry but learn your goddamn lesson. All I ever really ask from anyone is that you treat them as you’d like to be treated and to be respectful of boundaries and wishes. 
   
• Brutal and Direct:
   Only if I’m pissed off. I can give a pretty good critique in class if i’m pissed off beyond belief. 
   
• INTJs can’t accept other opinions other than their own:
   Faaallllssseeee. I’m openminded to everyone’s opinons, given if I have a predisposition that it’s a stupid thing, i’m going to be critical of you until you can explain your reasoning to me.
   
• INTJs manipulate people all the time: 
   I cannot deny this. The majority of the reason why i’m so quite around people is because i’m trying to get a feel for them so I can figure out how to approach them when I want them to see something my way.
   
• INTJs are robots in reality:
   Not a robot, just off.
   
• INTJs are antisocial:
   Antisocial and introversion are two completely different things. I’m not against social interactions, and neither are antisocial people. Antisocial people are pretty much just assholes who won’t listen to anyone, think they are stupid and therefore refuses to be around them, or the people refuse to be around the person. Me on the other hand, human interaction just takes a lot out of me for some reason.
   
• INTJs can’t say *I love you*: 
   I say “I love you” all the time, it just takes a lot for it to have actual meaning behind it. And once it does have meaning behind it, it’s hard for that to go away. andugh I don’t wanna talk about that.
   
• INTJs want to be alone 24/7:
   Very untrue. I like being with people, just not many strangers at a time.
   
• INTJs can’t smile:
   WOW FALSE. 75% of the time I’m smiling. My face has this dumb upturn that makes my mouth kinda give off this smug smirk all the time. but I smile a lot. I also look at people like they’re idiots a lot.
   
• INTJs don’t / can’t care about others:
   I can care about others. Select individuals that I consider friends I care about, everyone else kinda falls underneath my watch-out radar and do not get paid attention to as much as the close personals. 
   
• INTJs are megalomaniac by their very nature:
   I have like 34% of a positive self esteem. I am not a Megalomaniac.
   
• INTJs plan your death:
   I’m immortal.
   
• INTJs don’t cry:
   This is debatable with me. I don’t cry usually. When I cry know that something is gravely wrong. I cry when I’ve had too much touching/social interaction in the span of one or several days. I cry when a deep personal injustice has been made. And if tears fall and it’s not under any of those circumstances then I don’t know whats going on??? maybe i’ve been injured??? I don’t really cry when  I’m hurt unless I’m panicing about something. 
   
• INTJs cannot/will not fight: 
   HUGE. LIE. I defend myself with logic and agressive speech. I’ll put it this way, I bark a lot but i’m unsure of how painful my bite is because everyone backs the fuck down before I can try it out. 
   
• INTJs like conflict:
   Do I like having to jump down people’s throats? No. I don’t. Does it make things more interesting? Yes. It does.
   
• INTJs are self-centered: 
   I put everyone before myself, though I do this because it makes me feel better, so by doing things for people I care about i’m making myself feel good, does that make me selfish or selfless?
   
• INTJs have no regrets/remorse:
   I don’t regret anything I have ever said, but I regret like one action out of my entire life. And thanks to my stupid brain it’s slowly repressing that it even happened which… I dunno… that’s really fucking sad that it has to happen like that. 
   
• Appear to be on drugs:
   I don’t know how many stupid fucking kids in middle school and highschool asked if I was high or on something. More than I can count on my hand you can be certain of that.
   
• Walking contradictions: 
   “I’m a fucking Paradox…” 
   
• Easily bored if not inspired:
   Incredibly so. the second I loose an inspiration the motivation is gone.