methlabrador: kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
thatwarmtoastyfeeling: “Boy I really like my character” thinks of dozens of horrible ways to kill them
zillywhen: COULD YOU EVEN IMAGINE SITTING ON THAT CHAIR WITH THE SORTING ON YOUR HEAD WAITING TO BE TOLD WHAT HOUSE YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN AND YOU’RE SO EXCITED BECAUSE YOU’RE EXPECTING TO BE PUT INTO RAVENCLAW OR SOMETHING BUT THEN SUDDENLY THE HAT SHOUTS “LEG!!!!” AND EVERYONE JUST BLANKLY STARES
wwandsandscarvves: LEG WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!
Hufflepuffs: Do unto others as you would have them undo to you
Ravenclaws: Think before you act
Slytherins: Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
therustmaid: when homestuck cosplayers are getting their grey makeup put on do they shout “i’m going troll”
mermaist: ＩＳ ＴＯＤＡＹ ＳＡＴＡＮ ＤＡＹ EVERYDAY IS SATAN DAY.