August 2012
i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
zdou:
strixxvaria:
fuzzy-pickles:
logs on facebook
logs off facebook
i’m
bye
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
Whoever said opposites attract should point me to the person that’s like “Man I wish I could date a generally pessimistic emotional burden”
baby: *cries*
everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things
My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN'...
one-paul-five-gays:
Its funny cuz marriage is TERRIBLE
noboyfriendjust:
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
Anonymous asked: spill
Put "SPILL" in my inbox if you want me to confess...
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
– Lemony Snicket (via its-salah)
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runnawaygirls:
do you ever stop and think that nobody will ever love you for who you are
rabioheab:
jocosejoni:
rabioheab:
imagine if you were a doctor and someone came into your office saying that they had a serious butt problem then they pulled down their pants and they had no butt at all it was just a picture of hulk hogans face and he was crying what would you do in that situation
I’d say “Cut” because the sketch is over.
no i’m talking about real life on the streets my...
iamnotaplatypus:
Is everyone just going to ignore the fact that Wreck It Ralph has yaoi hands?
shavingryansprivates:
remember when spongebob was a standup comedian and made himself known as a comic via basically the underwater equivalent of racist jokes
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rabioheab:
imagine if you were a doctor and someone came into your office saying that they had a serious butt problem then they pulled down their pants and they had no butt at all it was just a picture of hulk hogans face and he was crying what would you do in that situation
I’d say “Cut” because the sketch is over.
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ravenclawsnerd:
Ron Weasley and the year he complained about having brothers
Ron Weasley and the year he complained about spiders
Ron Weasley and the year he complained about Hermione’s cat
Ron Weasley and the year he complained about being poor
Ron Weasley and the year he complained about making the Quidditch team
Ron Weasley and the year he complained about his girlfriend
Ron Weasley and...
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i’ve instigated a facebook war between 50 year old women and young college age individuals.
fucking perfect.
