littlelioncass: Quoth the raven. “Ya nasty.”
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
mail-man: gravityisforsuckers: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THKBNFJS THLAY DG. holy shit TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG wat THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG. You’re looking a shift hold master here.
harshwhimsy: ipgd: hussie can do full on hivebent 2.0 i do not even care meenah and aranea are great all the characters he writes are great just do it just introduce all fucking 12 of them im ready for it buckles the fuck up and prepares for homestuck to run for 20 years
you-only-liberate-once: mymansyd: calling a penis ‘meat sword’ during sex erect bacon torpedo
whalebiology: so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom and… God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my...
ogremom: one day im going to get a chest x ray and it will show that i dont have a heart just a single dvd of how to train your dragon jammed between my ribs
prostitvte: just because florida’s full of old people doesn’t mean you can call them zombies
gehbiahblue: I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
I JUST PURCHASED SOME HEAVY SWAG FOR MY BODY.
brakhage: i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
incises: imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
half of me is sappy and romantic and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted i don’t understand
bipch: “k but u rong doe”
kawaiians: WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
If you search “Homestuck” on Etsy you’ll find yourself pleasantly depressed.
Someone help me, Freddy Kruger is my favorite thing ever.