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dekutree:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

UMMM I DUNNO IF I SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS?? Or maybe it’s a joke… I bet it’s a joke…

I knew it.

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MIND = BLOWN

fuzzybagels:

theyuniversity:

This is what Machu Pichu in Peru looks like:

But if you look at it sideways, you get:

Inspired by Reddit

IT’S A FACE

I CAN NEVER UNSEE.

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johndavesexual:

fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder

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basedgosh:

i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together

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I’m that one blog that doesn’t really tag anything that gets reblogged, and reblogs whatever… I’m the reason you have horrible bits of things on your dashboard when company is around.

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prof oak: are you a boy or a girl
tumblr user: how dare you ask that question you cisgender scum what if i don't fit in the gender binary why can't i use two names interchangeably what if i identify as an otherkin why are the playable characters wearing clothes that fit their gender role why can there be pokemon that don't have a gender why can't i have a ditto as a starter it's my spirit pokemon lol where are MY options i'm writing a letter to nintendo to express my frustration depsite the fact they don't actually produce the games

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when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just

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