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nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- ...
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
f0xface: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
Two girls sit in mcdonalds nervously torrenting things to watch when they go back home to no internet land while a cop sits one seat behind them playing on the touch screen games alone.
icate-ousite replied to your post: they’re playing Katy PERRY’S ET IN THIS MCDONALDS… one of those times icate-ousite replied to your post: they’re playing Katy PERRY’S ET IN THIS MCDONALDS… i read a short creepy pasta about how people will go into a dream world when they are anxious and the only way they will wake up is by reading signs that say wake up and the end of the...
they’re playing Katy PERRY’S ET IN THIS MCDONALDS AND I FEEL LIKE I NNEED TO WAKE UP. fuck I keep accidentally hittin my caps lock key
fedoraampora: if i ever have to write a history paper on hitler i am going to somehow include these two pictures
jacknoir: jacknoir: the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin the stand and then the man said
chikuto: Making a surprise gift for someone They go offline before you finish it
pizzaenthusiast: say what you want about her music, but nicki minaj is a strong figure in the terms of feminism and turning the sexualization of the music around. she’s caused a heck of a lot of titter for rapping and singing about things that if she were a male would be perfectly normal and acceptable. please think about this before you openly decide to slash her or her music
Your language is one of Excuses and floundering words that could mean nothing. They do. They don’t mean anything.
peppermintdegenerate: I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone